I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
