i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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