Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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