yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
this is an emotional support booty call
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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