Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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