just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Randomize
