The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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