we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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