How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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