What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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