I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize
