Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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