Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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