her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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