Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Oh god it's open bar.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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