I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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