i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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