Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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