his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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