Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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