Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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