this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
