Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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