Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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