I must be too annoying 4 u.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i dont even know how to be here
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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