His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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