Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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