She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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