I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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