He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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