Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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