Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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