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  Call meee

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  Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...

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• (310): View more from California

  So how was last night?

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  Let's just say I danced with the devil

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  Huh?

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  I'm going to Hell for sure

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.

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  PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries

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• (253): View more from Washington

  just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else

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• (585): View more from New York

  Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary

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  come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Hope you’re getting action boo.

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  Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.

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