Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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