So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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