I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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