Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
My penis needs a shock collar
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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