i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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