Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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