So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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