Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
The Olympian is in my bed
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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