I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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