just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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