How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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