Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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