I think my vagina is haunted
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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