butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Randomize
