did you get engaged???
kristin has been a bad kristin
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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