And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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