Joe is yelling at the trees again.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
ttyl tear gas
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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