I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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